Love at First Site [sic]
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I admit, I can be a little cynical about love. (Particularly about Love at first sight.) Probably comes from getting your heart broken a few too many times. In my youth I fell in “love” all the time. And I was the first person to blurt the big “L-word” out. I am NOT that girl now. (As I’m sure the Prince Consort would tell you–of course, he’s the same way. I fully expect us to get around to confessing our love on our 50th wedding anniversary) ;)

So MySpace (which I probably do not check nearly as often as I probably should) informed me today that I had an email… 

 I have to share it, because I’m horribly snarky, and it absolutely can’t be serious. 

Subject: Princess
My Love, how are you and your beautiful health?? i am sure that u are doing great, Princess i just wanna use this chance to let you know that i am so much interested in known u.. i found something great in you while i was looking at your profile just now…Princess i know that we have never met or see each other before.. but i have found myself in a mood with u.. and i have the feeling of known you.. so pls can we know each other very well?? can we be friends?? pls think about it and get back to me.. may be we can still go online for charting… My love i am serious about all that i have said to you.. and is only you that i have told this in my life and i want you to be my first lady in this world.. i want you close to me always… My love i am single and never being married, i have travels a lot in my life. so now i found my self Alon and i don’t like it anymore.. i wanna be with some one and i thank God that i have found that person.. and that is the reason why i am explaining this to that person.. and Princess pls i wanna let you know that you are the one i am talking about.. i can see them in your eyes.. i keep on looking at your pictures seeing some beauty and charming colors of yours.. My queen.. i will be glad to here from you soon..
I LOVE YOU WITH MY HEARTH…

Fireplace love is so lovely. (Really… I don’t know what else to say!)

So when has someone confessed their love when you weren’t on the same page? When  have you confessed your love prematurely?

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